attached at the hinge

They’re weren’t intended to be corpse cherubs, just classical pretty things.

late because I spent 2 hours trying to dig my credit card out of my printer/scanner combo with the end of a paintbrush. Don’t stack crap on top of your scanner, son! This wasn’t nearly as annoying as the day I got a needle jammed in it that started to cut all my prints neatly in half.

I completely stand behind the authenticity of the first statement. You cannot argue with it’s wisdom, although it’s not quite catchy enough to embroider onto anything.

The second comment is pure hearsay. I have no experience with love and even les experience with the hunt and destruction of other people’s acne. But some girls in high school insisted that popping zits on their boyfriends backs is one of the best things about being in a relationship.

The romance. It hurts me.